Of course I don't say so - I'm more likely to lie about how great they look.
The reason is simple and brought home to me with the Chevy Chase story which hit the showbiz gossip websites this week.
The details of the surfacing of Chase's criticism of his NBC show Community is immaterial. It was the current photos of the comedian and film actor that hit home.
I had lost sight of Chase since his 1980s heyday. Back then I won't say I had a man-crush but he struck me as having an enviable combination of humour and good looks that women must find irresistible. Imagine David Duchovny rather than Hugh Grant.